Local Crime Report

ASSAULT WITH A BROWNIE: 10:33 p.m., Linus Pauling School, 1111 Northwest Cleveland. A man reported that his 14-year-old son had been hit in the face with a brownie thrown by another 14-year-old boy while the teens were on school property at about 10:15 p.m. The brownie thrower said it was an accident. The victim’s father did not want to press charges.

From the Corvallis Gazette Times, June 5, 2009