05 June 2007

Feathers and Fluff

I'm sure you all are as relieved as I to learn that Paris Hilton made it through her first night in jail. Yes, she did break a fingernail, but her attorney is also a cosmetician and rushed to the scene.

And poor Columbus. Dethroned as famed discoverer of the New World, cast now as bringer of evil to people who never harmed ONE soul (don't look at those obsidian knives), and now it turns out that not only did Leif Ericsson make it here before him, but so did the chickens! But of course, in the New World chickens were revered as pets and gods and allowed to live out their natural lives.

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