27 March 2007

A Fictional World

A woman in Brazil boiled and fried her husband.
A man in Texas grilled his girlfriend.
(No mention has been made of marinades.)
Toads the size of Toto.
Horses the size of Toto.
Presidents with the brains of Toto.
And now....Toto saves Dorothy using the Heimlich maneuver.

Friends, do you believe these are mere random occurances?

Of course not: the X-Files have taught you better than that.

What this all clearly proves
is that the world was written by Douglas Adams,
who now chortles
on whatever world he inhabits.
And I don't approve at ALL of what he is doing with Dorothy.

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